Hunting

[pinksonia]

So, Sunday I patronized the Springhill United Methodist Church because it was the least Charismatic looking one in the town.   This is an excerpt from that experience. 

Minister: And I would like to remind all the men that the Men's Fellowship Wild Game Dinner will be next monday evening.  

Me: ?!

Minister: Blah, Blah, Blah a bunch of other announcements. Now let us pray.

Man in the Choir (a bass I think): Wait, I'd like to elaborate on the Wild Game dinner if I may.  If you're going to bring some game, you'll need to put it in the church refrigerator next sunday so it has plenty of time to thaw out.  And for those of you who don't hunt, someone needs to make the salads and the green beans and maybe some potatoes.  

Me: This is so not PA