More parading adventures
Mar. 14th, 2010 07:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pinksoniaThis weekend was the New Orleans St. Patrick's Day parade, which is like a mini-Mardi Gras where they throw produce in addition to the general beads and other trinkets. It's kind of funny, in that you can tell this is a parade attended mostly by local people because they are all "Throw me a cabbage, a cabbage, no. not the beads I already have more of them than I could ever use. I want a cabbage." For some reason, this year, cabbage seemed to be the only vegetable they were throwing out, which is unfortunate because I really wanted some carrots. By the end of the parade you are supposed to have all the makings of stew (well, except your meat of choice since that would be supper icky to throw.) apparently this year you are only allowed to have cabbage in your stew.
Anyway, the first half of the parade consists of men dressed in tuxes or dress kilts who hand out fake flowers for a kiss. Now for the most part this involves a kiss on the cheek and a wishing of "Happy St. Pats," occasionally the drunker or more exhibitionist members of the crowd will go further to get more. So, we were close to the end of the parade route, and most of these men had been drinking since the pre-parade mass let out, so by the time they got to us they were rather smashed. We had one such Drunky McDrunkerson make his way down the side of the street where my friends and I were standing. He had long ago either given out or lost all of his flowers. The first time I noticed him, he was nearly pulling a little girl (probably 7 or so) off the ladder she was standing on to give her a kiss on the cheek. Her parents didn't seem to mind, and they had a bunch of people coming up to them all through the parade, so I have to believe that they were in someway involved with the organization. Next, he kissed Jenae and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
glowwormtu each on the cheek. Finally he comes at me straight on with his tongue hanging out. Let me tell you how I was not drunk enough to make out with random drunk guy on the street in the middle of the afternoon -- I don't think there exists a level of drunk that would make me okay with that. glowwormtu said she had never seen anyone reach that shade of red before (I think I recently shared my propensity for blushing) and Amanda, who was standing behind me, latter told me she could tell the look horror on my face just from the way the back of my head moved.
After that people were much more pleasant. There was some dancing with a man old enough to be my grandfather from behind a police barricade. One guy spent his time near us bragging about his kissing ability and then insisted that cheek kissing was not the way to go. And one guy decided that the Pipe &Drums corp was not moving fast enough so he elected himself drum major with his flower based baton.
Anyway, the first half of the parade consists of men dressed in tuxes or dress kilts who hand out fake flowers for a kiss. Now for the most part this involves a kiss on the cheek and a wishing of "Happy St. Pats," occasionally the drunker or more exhibitionist members of the crowd will go further to get more. So, we were close to the end of the parade route, and most of these men had been drinking since the pre-parade mass let out, so by the time they got to us they were rather smashed. We had one such Drunky McDrunkerson make his way down the side of the street where my friends and I were standing. He had long ago either given out or lost all of his flowers. The first time I noticed him, he was nearly pulling a little girl (probably 7 or so) off the ladder she was standing on to give her a kiss on the cheek. Her parents didn't seem to mind, and they had a bunch of people coming up to them all through the parade, so I have to believe that they were in someway involved with the organization. Next, he kissed Jenae and
glowwormtu each on the cheek. Finally he comes at me straight on with his tongue hanging out. Let me tell you how I was not drunk enough to make out with random drunk guy on the street in the middle of the afternoon -- I don't think there exists a level of drunk that would make me okay with that. glowwormtu said she had never seen anyone reach that shade of red before (I think I recently shared my propensity for blushing) and Amanda, who was standing behind me, latter told me she could tell the look horror on my face just from the way the back of my head moved. After that people were much more pleasant. There was some dancing with a man old enough to be my grandfather from behind a police barricade. One guy spent his time near us bragging about his kissing ability and then insisted that cheek kissing was not the way to go. And one guy decided that the Pipe &Drums corp was not moving fast enough so he elected himself drum major with his flower based baton.
