overheard at the airport

[pinksonia]

Guy in front of me in the ticketing line: You had to run over my foot with the car.  Now I'm going to get Lebanese Brain Chiggers from walking around on the airport floor. 

His friend: No.  Now you have Ebola.

Their female friend: Shhh! Patriot Act.


Also, for those interested, it would appear that Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans also has free wireless access.