All I want for Christmas...

[pinksonia]

is a combination cheese grater and umbrella, because one never knows when one might have occasion to grate cheese in the rain. Yeah, so I heard that on a commercial on the radio today and had to share. On to the actual post.

1. This goes out to the lovely Adams, with whom I visited this weekend and who chastised me today for my lack of update. Duke, while have many detriments, such as an overabundance of grade-grubbers when compared to Tulane, also has a yearly Viennese Ball which I attended this year. So. Much. Fun. I got to use my waltzing, salsaing, jiving and minimal polkaing skill. Go me! and Go Arynne! for inviting me and Go Arynne's Brother! (yes I know his name, but this is more fun) for being in the wind symphony which the ball benefits. Oh and Boo to Douchbag (pronounced Duh-Bog) and his stupid fedora for slighting the lovely Adams and her dancing studio. We shoot dirty looks in your general direction.

2. Snow White and the Seven Horny Dwarfs is extremely amusing cartoon porn. If you haven't seen it I really must show you sometime. Unless you are undy_niable because that would just be creepy and wrong. Sorry.

3. Snow, oh how I love you. What with all your magicalness and your beautifying of the landscape and your funness to sled down. Things are looking up for a white Christmas. Now If we could just not have to do the 64 luminaria bags. Trust me, Not Fun!

So I guess that's all