The spider conversation as promised...
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Me: I put the sheet that I kicked off in the middle of the night back on the bed and a spider crawled out.
Mom: Thats because you never vacuum your room
Me: How is vacuuming going to get rid of the spiders.
Mom: You vacuum up their webs, then they don't have anywhere to live and they go away.
Me: the web comes out of the spider's butt, if I vacuum the web they'll just make a new one.
Mom: then vacuum their butt.
Me: ?
Okay, so I thought it was a relatively funny conversation. Oh and
Mom: Thats because you never vacuum your room
Me: How is vacuuming going to get rid of the spiders.
Mom: You vacuum up their webs, then they don't have anywhere to live and they go away.
Me: the web comes out of the spider's butt, if I vacuum the web they'll just make a new one.
Mom: then vacuum their butt.
Me: ?
Okay, so I thought it was a relatively funny conversation. Oh and
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Me: I put the sheet that I kicked off in the middle of the night back on the bed and a spider crawled out.
Mom: Thats because you never vacuum your room
Me: How is vacuuming going to get rid of the spiders.
Mom: You vacuum up their webs, then they don't have anywhere to live and they go away.
Me: the web comes out of the spider's butt, if I vacuum the web they'll just make a new one.
Mom: then vacuum their butt.
Me: ?
Okay, so I thought it was a relatively funny conversation. Oh and <b><lj</b> user="Rougey152"> this is not a common occurrence, so don't be frightened to come to my house. My other exciting happening of today was that I got a letter from England, yeah! Of course this means I have to answer it in a timely fashion and I never was too good at that. That shall be my task for tomorrow.
Mom: Thats because you never vacuum your room
Me: How is vacuuming going to get rid of the spiders.
Mom: You vacuum up their webs, then they don't have anywhere to live and they go away.
Me: the web comes out of the spider's butt, if I vacuum the web they'll just make a new one.
Mom: then vacuum their butt.
Me: ?
Okay, so I thought it was a relatively funny conversation. Oh and <b><lj</b> user="Rougey152"> this is not a common occurrence, so don't be frightened to come to my house. My other exciting happening of today was that I got a letter from England, yeah! Of course this means I have to answer it in a timely fashion and I never was too good at that. That shall be my task for tomorrow.