Fox Mulder 1.Fox Mulder has never worn black silk boxer shorts. He would really like to know where that rumor came from. With all the running he does, there would be some awful riding up not to mention the flopping around. 2.Mulder never noticed the day every case stopped being about Samantha. One day he woke up and realized that four cases had gone by and not one thing about them had reminded him of his sister. Unfortunately, Scully didn't notice when every case stopped being about Samantha either, so she still calls him on it all the time – even when it's not true. 3.Mulder did not participate in the ebay auction to have his name digitally placed in Plan 9 From Outer Space. He was tempted, but never gave in. 4.Mulder never stopped looking for little green men. The gray ones were well documented and didn't need looking for so much as they needed looking into. But no myth is without basis, and Mulder always wondered if somewhere there was a little green alien. 5.Mulder never thought that the moon landing was staged. He loves a good conspiracy theory, but really who comes up with these things?
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Date: 2008-10-22 11:31 pm (UTC)Fox Mulder
1.Fox Mulder has never worn black silk boxer shorts. He would really like to know where that rumor came from. With all the running he does, there would be some awful riding up not to mention the flopping around.
2.Mulder never noticed the day every case stopped being about Samantha. One day he woke up and realized that four cases had gone by and not one thing about them had reminded him of his sister. Unfortunately, Scully didn't notice when every case stopped being about Samantha either, so she still calls him on it all the time – even when it's not true.
3.Mulder did not participate in the ebay auction to have his name digitally placed in Plan 9 From Outer Space. He was tempted, but never gave in.
4.Mulder never stopped looking for little green men. The gray ones were well documented and didn't need looking for so much as they needed looking into. But no myth is without basis, and Mulder always wondered if somewhere there was a little green alien.
5.Mulder never thought that the moon landing was staged. He loves a good conspiracy theory, but really who comes up with these things?