Some facts about bug spray

After some careful analysis of bug spray, (by which I mean I wore it on a semi-regular basis for a while) I've come to some conclusions about what it does and does not do. 

Things bug spray does:

• Makes your lips numb
• Causes a burning sensation when mixed with water and/or sweat
• Makes clothes smell funny
  

Things bug spay does not do:

• Prevent your being covered in mosquito bites
• Prevent you finding a tick in your armpit

Some facts about bug spray

After some careful analysis of bug spray, (by which I mean I wore it on a semi-regular basis for a while) I've come to some conclusions about what it does and does not do. 

Things bug spray does:

• Makes your lips numb
• Causes a burning sensation when mixed with water and/or sweat
• Makes clothes smell funny
  

Things bug spay does not do:

• Prevent your being covered in mosquito bites
• Prevent you finding a tick in your armpit