I am more than happy to help! I can be of assistance in all of (but not limited to) the following:

2 (I go to Audubon Dental. They are very nice.)
17 (the receiving bit, since I'm a crap knitter)
31 (heaving bosoms!)
32 (I'm also a crap bowler)
37 (weee! touristy!)
44 (I like to do things!)
45 (I am a mediocre ice-skater)
51 (it's so brainy. Please be on my team?)
55 (I will show you!)
84 (I have two.)
85 (I always celebrate Banned Books Week)