8. It's so not impossible. My kid has a black mark on the sole of his foot under his big toe. I asked the doctor about it because it just appeared on day, and she looked at it and sand "freckle."

18. Amen. I don't like turquoise either. At least not to wear it. But I love malachite. I'm just going to pretend that's December's birthstone from now on.

23. I still call the peanut butter patties covered in chocolate Hoedowns.