Joann's has a stupid day

[pinksonia]

A conversation between me and a coworker:

CW: What is a Parson Brown?
ME: It's a minister whose last name is Brown
CW: What do they want to call their snowman a minister.
ME: Because they want to get married.
CW: To the snowman?
ME: No, to each other.
CW: (still looking very confused) Oh